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  • Limited Edition 7" Vinyl
    Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    SOLD OUT!!! Try your luck at one of the outlets below:

    UK

    Rough Trade East (Shoreditch)
    Rough Trade West (Notting Hill)
    Tome Records (Dalston)
    Sounds of the Suburbs (Ruislip)
    The Peer Hat (Manchester)
    Deco Records (Manchester)
    Crash Records (Leeds)
    Jumbo Records (Leeds)
    Specialist Subject Records (Bristol)
    Friendly Records (Bristol)
    Jam Records (Falmouth)
    The Diskery (Birmingham)
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    Soundclash Records (Norwich)
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    Europe

    Born Bad (Paris)
    Galerie E2 (Brussels)
    W.U.F. distribution (France)
    Clearspot distribution (Netherlands)

    Worldwide

    Sorry State (NC, US)
    Florida's Dying (FL, US)
    NeckChop Records (CA, US)
    13 O'clock (TX, US)
    Episode Sounds (Japan)
    Strange World Records (Melbourne, AUS)


    Released on Market Square Records, 6th July 2018.

    Limited to 300 copies with red/green risographed fold-over sleeve & correspondence insert. Each copy also comes with a genuine piece of London rubbish.

    Each copy ordered from the bandcamp also includes an original painting from the official video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fLNZv85aZg.

    "London" details the band's short-lived misadventures as residents of London and their attempts to grapple with the extortionate rent, the extortionate coffee, their own unwitting complicity in gentrification and the invasion of green parakeets, among other things...

    The B-side "the End of the World" espouses the view that the impending apocalypse might nto be so bad after all. Or at least that that's the best available perspective given that individual environmental efforts seem to be something of a red herring in the face of corporate and state apathy...

    Includes unlimited streaming of London via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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London 03:55
Well I sold all of my records to move to London had too much scenery around me and my feet they had an itch on arrived January 3rd, pollution limits already broken went round the old tower, even looked at the dungeon made a million in the city, to get a drink (could just afford one) then looked around for a flat but it turns out they're already taken by ex-KGB assassins, who are always on vacation and the pigeons look at me funny and the pavements give me a hard-on And now I'm living in this town, there's too many green parakeets in this town yes now I'm living in this town and it costs a fortune to move around One good thing about this city is there's no shortage of good coffee well you can even get a croissant with it for only £13.50 found a cardboard box in Hackney just a grand and a half monthly well I can only fit my head in it but bollocks to the rest of me and the music's going O.K. but the guy on after sounds just like me well thank god there are basically no hippies unlike back in the country and whilst riding on the orange line y'know I noticed some sort of conspiracy well two dozen Swedish foxes were staring right at me And now I'm living in this town there are too many artisanal pies in this town yes now I'm living in this town and the foxes at night, they drive me insane Well now I'm six months in, I'm setting up a start-up bakery y'know we only use flour, that's been puked on by a baby But for heaven's sake don't ask me, what happened to the family who used to occupy this space, before my nice bread factory 'cause I'm just trying to satisfy the need for exquisite toast and honey and if you pay for it through your nose we'll even give you some free toffee I'm getting used to the air here can feel it shaving the years off me But sometimes I get a sinking feeling like there's a great evil above me Because they're gonna price you out too yeah they're coming for you well maybe try your luck in Margate Or in Glasgow And now I'm living in this town and the chicken shops, they prop it up Yes now I'm living in this town and the way we live, you couldn't make it up Well now I'm living in this town I think I'd better join a gym if I'm gonna stick around

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released July 6, 2018

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