4chan

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"On the flip is 4Chan, a diary entry of sorts for a regular poster on the Internet’s most infamous troll caves. “Today I photoshopped 14 photographs of Tyler Durden and good old Patrick Bateman / And now my Steam account has two new followers and I’ve spammed some feminists with troll faces,” it goes, while two unsympathetic guitar chords crash rudely into each other ad infinitum. A hilariously bleak summary of life in certain quarters of the Internet, and an addictively excellent slice of horribly nervy pop music."
-Will Fitzpatrick

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Well I ate my Christmas dinner from a can,
Y’know I didn’t want to interrupt my festive COD marathon,
Started up, completely unclothed
Well there’s no point in dressing, for these times
Harrassed some snowflakes, for the lulz
Well they’ve got to learn that offence is a part of life
And dicks out for old Harambe
I’m not alone, I’m online

And I’m on 4Chan
I’m into /pol/ and /b/
And it feels…“feels good man”
To be making history

And today I’ve photoshopped fourteen photographs
Of Tyler Durden, and good old Patrick Bateman
And now my Steam account has two new followers
And I’ve spammed some feminists with troll faces
I’m cooling on pig’s blood, and I’m GeekBenching over seven thousand
Why I’m incel, I’ll never comprehend
And they say the kids can’t accomplish anything these days
But then again, they’re way behind

And I’m on 4Chan
I’m into /mu/ and /v/
And it feels…“feels good man”
And I’m gonna kill normies

But who you gonna call?
Oh when the boards are slow, or the server’s down
Well not Kristen Wiig, that’s for sure
Have another crank, by the window
I said, who you gonna call?
Oh when you can’t bear the noise of it and you finally see through it all
And then you decide sell all your cryptos
Well you’re just some just some dude who decided to stay at home

On 4Chan
Drawing pictures of cartoon frogs
And pissing all over everyone
For no reason

And they think it’s Russia
But there’s no rest for the wicked
Well someone’s gotta keep an eye on all these beta cucks

I’m forever alone

forever alone

forever alone

And I’m bound.

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from Landlords, released March 1, 2019
Music and Lyrics by The Cool Greenhouse.

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