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4 CHAN then is futuristic attempt at hi-tech musical VR in which listener is subsumed by the incel comment-section power trip dream & eventually recovers.

lyrics

Well I ate my Christmas dinner from a can,
Y’know I didn’t want to interrupt my festive COD marathon,
Started up, completely unclothed
Well there’s no point in dressing, for these times
Harrassed some snowflakes, for the lulz
Well they’ve got to learn that offence is a part of life
And dicks out for old Harambe
I’m not alone, I’m online

And I’m on 4Chan
I’m into /pol/ and /b/
And it feels…“feels good man”
To be making history

And today I’ve photoshopped fourteen photographs
Of Tyler Durden, and good old Patrick Bateman
And now my Steam account has two new followers
And I’ve spammed some feminists with troll faces
I’m cooling on pig’s blood, and I’m GeekBenching over seven thousand
Why I’m incel, I’ll never comprehend
And they say the kids can’t accomplish anything these days
But then again, they’re way behind

And I’m on 4Chan
I’m into /mu/ and /v/
And it feels…“feels good man”
And I’m gonna kill normies

But who you gonna call?
Oh when the boards are slow, or the server’s down
Well not Kristen Wiig, that’s for sure
Have another crank, by the window
I said, who you gonna call?
Oh when you can’t bear the noise of it and you finally see through it all
And then you decide sell all your cryptos
Well you’re just some just some dude who decided to stay at home

On 4Chan
Drawing pictures of cartoon frogs
And pissing all over everyone
For no reason

I’m on 4chan
I’m on 4chan
I’m on 4chan

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from The Cool Greenhouse (album), released May 29, 2020

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The Cool Greenhouse UK

music to lose scratch-cards to.

compliments: thecoolgreenhouse@gmail.com

label: andy@melodic.co.uk

bookings: thecoolgreenhouse@gmail.com

give us money: patreon.com/tgreenhouse
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