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    - Black Vinyl
    - Red OBI Strip
    - Matt Black Inner Sleeve
    - Reverse board outer sleeve
    - Double-sided 12" insert on matte art paper
    - Download code included

    Includes unlimited streaming of The Cool Greenhouse (album) via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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    'The Cool Greenhouse' on CD in card digi-sleeve.

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  • Limited Transparent Green Vinyl + Mystery Seeds
    Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    Available on CD & special Melodic Records edition (limited to 300 copies) on transparent green vinyl, exclusively available through The Cool Greenhouse Bandcamp & Melodic shop.

    Melodic limited copies come with an envelope containing mystery seeds. The first person to germinate their seeds and send the label a picture of their plant will receive the original album cover painting by frontman Tom Greenhouse! The person to grow the tallest plant by the end of the year will receive an exclusive mystery prize.

    - Limited to 300 Copies on transparent green vinyl
    - Red OBI Strip
    - Packet of Cool Greenhouse Mystery Seeds
    - Matt Black Inner Sleeve
    - Reverse board outer sleeve
    - Double-sided 12" insert on matte art paper
    - Download code included

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I have it on good authority that PROSPECTS is in the voice of a 28-year-old forced by unmeetable rents to return tale between legs to the small home of his cat-breeding mother and live among more than forty cats with NO PROSPECTS of love nor money.

lyrics

How many prospects
Do you have?
How many prospects do you have?
Have you got 18 prospects?
Or just
Two prospects?

Job prospects
Junk prospects
House prospects
TV prospects
And she said anyone caught taking the bus
Past the age of 25
Well they can count themselves
Oh a failure in life
But you’ve got your fingers
In so many pies
You can’t even p-p-p-p-p-pick up your pencil

Life prospects
Dumb prospects
Big prospects
One prospect

And sometimes it feels like
You’ve got no prospects
And it’s just 8 pounds and 21 pence
For an hour of your time

No Prospects
No Prospects
No Prospects
No Prospects
Nu-uh

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from The Cool Greenhouse (album), released May 29, 2020

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The Cool Greenhouse UK

music to lose scratch-cards to.

compliments: thecoolgreenhouse@gmail.com

label: andy@melodic.co.uk

bookings: thecoolgreenhouse@gmail.com

give us money: patreon.com/tgreenhouse
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