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    - Black Vinyl
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    - Matt Black Inner Sleeve
    - Reverse board outer sleeve
    - Double-sided 12" insert on matte art paper
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    Melodic limited copies come with an envelope containing mystery seeds. The first person to germinate their seeds and send the label a picture of their plant will receive the original album cover painting by frontman Tom Greenhouse! The person to grow the tallest plant by the end of the year will receive an exclusive mystery prize.

    - Limited to 300 Copies on transparent green vinyl
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    - Matt Black Inner Sleeve
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SMILE, LOVE! is a piece of catchy virtue-signalling in the POP style re: a lady who gets harrassed by a prick horse.

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You met your old history teacher
While you were sucking on a lemon
Oh you’d just eaten a ham sandwich
And you were sitting on a park bench
And your mouth was a straight line
Oh a perfect horizon
‘Cause the sandwich had been a bit off
It was a total rip off

And he said Smile, love
Well bloody smile,
Y’know I pay all my taxes
Think I still live in the 50s
So I expect the girls that I meet
Oh on the bloody street
Well to bloody Smile
So you’d better Smile

He said Smile, Love!
He said Smile, Love!
He said Smile, Love!
Well, bloody smile

And then later that week
Well you ran into a barrister
He said why the long face?
He said you look like a horse
At least give us a wink
Oh the barrister said
He had an egg-shaped head
And he clearly shopped at M&S
And then later that day
Oh you met a real horse
And the horse said
Well you look like a man
And I’m awfully sorry love
I like a girly girl
Oh I don’t mind what you dress like
But you could at least give us
A bloody smile

He said Smile, Love!
He said Smile, Love!
He said Smile, Love!
Well, bloody smile

Cause y’know it might never happen
They say it might never happen
That’s what they say
They say it might never happen
Oh it might never happen

Well what if it already has happened, you stupid prick?


And don’t you know you’re never gonna get anywhere
Oh with a face like that?
But me, well I can be as moody as I like
And they’ll put it down to a kind of 
Oh a brooding genius

But to you they say smile love
Yeah to you they say smile love
Oh to you they say smile love
They say smile love

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from The Cool Greenhouse (album), released May 29, 2020

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