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    Melodic limited copies come with an envelope containing mystery seeds. The first person to germinate their seeds and send the label a picture of their plant will receive the original album cover painting by frontman Tom Greenhouse! The person to grow the tallest plant by the end of the year will receive an exclusive mystery prize.

    - Limited to 300 Copies on transparent green vinyl
    - Red OBI Strip
    - Packet of Cool Greenhouse Mystery Seeds
    - Matt Black Inner Sleeve
    - Reverse board outer sleeve
    - Double-sided 12" insert on matte art paper
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about

In TROJAN HORSE the protagonist comes to realise that the entirety of mundane reality is only a Truman Show-style TRAP, only without cameras & without audience & without HOPE.

lyrics

Well I went down
To the newsagents
And I found a load of materials
At the newsagents
And I tried to by some cigarettes
And the lady she looked at me
But all she said was…

Well Trojan horse, Trojan horse, Trojan horse, Trojan horse (x4)

And I went down (down down)
To the lumberyard
‘cause I needed some twigs
Yes I needed some twigs
To build a house with
And I said to the man
I said “how much for these twigs”
But all he said was

Well Trojan horse, Trojan horse, Trojan horse, Trojan horse (x4)

And I got on the train
But I didn’t have a ticket
And the man came up to me
The ticket man
And I thought that he must be
About to tell me off
But he just stared
For twenty minutes
And then all he said
Was…

Well Trojan horse, Trojan horse, Trojan horse, Trojan horse (etc.)

credits

from The Cool Greenhouse (album), released May 29, 2020

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